ashagreyioy:

remember that one chapter in a feast for crows where asha just starts throwing shade left and right like

“I am unwed,” announced Left Hand Lucas Codd.

“And for good reason,” Asha said. “All women do despise the Codds as well. Don’t look at me so mournful, Lucas. You still have your famous hand.” She made a pumping motion with her fist.

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“Was that courteous, Asha? You have wounded Lucas to the quick.”

“Easier than wounding him in the prick. I throw an axe as well as any man, but when the target is so small…”

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“This girl forgets herself,” snarled Pinchface Jon Myre. “Balon let her believe she was a man.”

“Your father made the same mistake with you,” said Asha.

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“Give her to me, Euron,” suggested the Red Oarsman. “I’ll spank her till her arse is red as my hair.”

“Come try,” said Asha, “and hereafter we can call you the Red Eunuch.” A throwing axe was in her hand. She tossed it in the air and caught it deftly. “Here is my husband, Nuncle. Any man who wants me should take it up with him.”

class dismissed

Artist: Brandi Carlile

Track: "Hard Way Home"

Plays: 1,988 plays

charlavail:

Melon nappin’ in my lap

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

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koffrey:

Many who follow entertainment in Hollywood will have a tough time wrapping their head around you–

Deal with it. [x]

thelovelyseas:

Caribbean Reef Squid, Sepioteuthis sepioidea - St. Vincent, Caribbean. The most common squid seen by scuba divers in the Caribbean. Like most cephalopods, it has the ability to change color quickly to blend in with its surroundings. Color changes also are used for communication by David Hall

Artist: Passenger

Track: "You're On My Mind"

Plays: 4,663 plays

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lannistersex:

"THAT SHIRT WITH THOSE SHOES?"

lannistersex:

"THAT SHIRT WITH THOSE SHOES?"

Artist: The Glitch Mob

Track: "We Can Make The World Stop"

Plays: 4,003 plays
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